- Business Insider conducted a blind taste test of five of the most popular cheap beers: Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller High Life, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Natural Light.
- Miller High Life was the clear winner, earning high scores from most of our ten taste testers.
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As the Super Bowl approaches, football fans are faced with an important question: which cheap beer is the best booze for their big game bashes?
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It's the season to get schwasted.
As the Super Bowl approaches, football fans planning to watch from home are faced with the most important decision of their spectating lives: what beer they should buy.
The answer is never simple. Love it, hate it, only sometimes drink it, everyone has strong opinions about beer. That's why Business Insider put together a blind taste test of big alcohol's five cheapest and most popular beers: Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller High Life, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Natural "Natty" Light.
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Ten of our most fearless reporters hopped at the chance to tipple some booze. They were led to a sealed room by a taste-test proctor, where five cups of mystery beer awaited each of them. Then, they were asked to sip from each cup and select their favorite based on taste alone.
Twas the night before the game, and all through the nation, football fans were panicking, for they forgot to buy beer for the celebration.
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Luckily for them, our team of Business Insider reporters bit the bottlecap to find the very best cheap beer.
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Five cups were laid out for each reporter. The order of beers from left to right was Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller High Life, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Natural Light.
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But the reporters were not told which beer was in which cup.
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Unbeknownst to them, the first beer they were to try was Bud Light.
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After tasting all the beers, two drinkers chose Bud Light as their favorite beer.
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Retail correspondent Kate Taylor chose Bud Light as her favorite, saying that it was "watery and chuggable".
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Visual features reporter Brittany Chang also commented that beer one was "watery and chuggable."
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However, that wasnt a positive for her. She disliked the fact that "the taste went away almost immediately".
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Other taste testers noted a distinctly wheaty aftertaste when compared against the other beers.
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The consensus: Bud Light is, well, light. Its chuggable and inoffensive, and people either loved or hated that.
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The next mystery beer in taste testers cups was Coors Light.
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Three alcohol aficionados chose cup two, Coors Light, as their favorite beer.
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However, all of them chose to remain anonymous.
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One taster detected metallic and fruity notes, saying that cup two had a longer-lasting taste than cup one.
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Another taster said that this beer almost tasted like seltzer water upon first sip, noting that it tasted less substantial than cup one.
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Oddly enough, those who didnt choose Coors as their favorite ranked it pretty low compared to the other beers.
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The consensus was that cup two, Coors, didnt taste much different from cup one. In fact, it hardly tasted like anything at all.
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The next mystery beer on the table was Miller High Life.
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Miller High Life is advertised as the "champagne of beers". But does it live up to the fancy title?
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Apparently so. Four tasters chose cup three, Miller High Life, as their favorite of the lot.
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Even among tasters who didnt choose it as their favorite, cup three came consistently in second place.
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In general, tasters found the flavor of Miller High Life to be more intense and interesting than that of the other beers.
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However, not all tasters thought that was a good thing.
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Taylor, whose favorite beer was Bud Light, ranked Miller High Life as her least favorite.
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Our fourth mystery beer was Pabst Blue Ribbon, the notorious favorite of last decades hipsters.
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No beer on the table caused more polarized reactions than PBR.
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Two reporters ranked this beer as their favorite, while three chose it as their least favorite.
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Taylor described the taste of cup four as comforting, while Chang described the beer as tasting of "fruits and armpit".
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Shockingly, Chang also said that cup four was "not bad".
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Whether they loved it or hated it, tasters agreed on one thing: PBR is pungent.
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Testers who chose PBR as their least favorite tended to prefer Coors Light or Bud Light.
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Last on the table was Natural Light, known more commonly as "Natty Light".
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Reactions to this beer were fairly uniform: almost everyone hated it.
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Zero out of ten tasters chose Natty Light as their favorite beer.
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Only two reporters reviewed the beer positively, among them Taylor, who noted that cup five was "watery but nice."
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Five out of ten tasters ranked Natty Light as their least favorite beer.
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One reporter described the beer as tasting "kind of like paper".
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The consensus: Natty Light? More like Nasty Light.
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When all was said and drunk, the winner of our taste test was easy to determine.
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Miller High Life scored consistently high marks from all our taste testers. If our collective taste buds are any indication, it truly is the champagne of (cheap) beer.
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