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Mukasa Mbidde gets a hilarious Twitter wedding challenge

Journalist Patrick Mukasa started a thread of reactions to Mukasa Mbidde's wedding. The journalist asked Tweeps to come up with descriptions of the wedding using the politician's complex vocabulary. We were not disappointed.

Mukasa Mbidde's wedding day  in captions/Courtesy

Mbidde wedded Phiona Nayebale at Uganda Martyr's Basilica in Munyonyo, Kampala on Friday, April 28, 2023. The wedding comes three years after the couple's introduction Gasuba ceremony before the Covid-19 pandemic hit.

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Mbidde, who was among the selected Ugandan representatives on the East African Legislative Assembly, had lost his first wife in 2015.

The wedding was attended by government bigwigs such as the Minister for Justice and Constitutional Affairs Norbert Mao. Mao described Mbidde as "a trustworthy friend with thick skin yet soft on the inside."

One of Mbidde's famous thick skins is the tough vocabulary that he often shares with fellow lawyer and Mayor of Kampala Erias Lukwago.

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Journalist Patrick Mukasa dared Twitter to, "Using his jargon, give a caption." for the couple's wedding picture.

De vikings☀️@tarainvestment: "My fellow combatants, the antagonists and consanguinity; I present to you my best not because of dinkum oil but because of love."

Derrick Murungi 🦺@iamurrick: "This was a haram scaram act of political gambodoism 🤭🤭😂"

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Replying to a question about Mbidde's proposal, HUSSEIN IBRA@husseinIbra_ said,"Pray forgive me if my temerity may offend thee, yet I am compelled by my heart's fervent desire to request thy hand in marriage, to share a lifetime of passion, devotion, and felicity. Will you marry me?"

Karungi Sarah 🇺🇬@Karungisera2: "Felicitations to Mukasa Mbidde and his newly wedded significant other! Your nuptial ceremony has brought about great merriment and euphoria to all who partook in it. Your union is a testament to the power of enamoredness. Savor connubial bliss!"

J Ptah Nkurunziza@That_Nkurunziza: "Verily, my dearest lady, with an abundance of gladness and elation, I doth declare my undying ardor for thee. Thy countenance doth outshine the radiance of the sun, and thy character is of utmost integrity and nobility."

TumukundeTonny(TT)@TumukundeTT: "I am now the totonchial of your heart till the dictum and malapose comes to its end."

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Rubunda Owen Mwesigye@owen_rubunda: "She kowtowed and the hobonobo has finally hobonobed😂"

Bulayani😎😎😎@BryanKawuki: "My dear Supercalifragilisticsexipialidoscious rib I take this magogomous honor to thank you for always being mafofotintious to me."

Matalisi@SololoPyati: "Fortunately, there were no cantankerous symptoms to symbolise the newlyweds mobostically!😊"

Nampwera Ambrose@nampweraa: "Behold,an alluring tableau vivant exhibiting an unequivocal harmonic resonance, evinced through the implicit, amorous gestures exchanged between the impeccably garbed, sartorially inclined Mbidde’s, whose radiant effervescence elucidates the innately human desire for companionship."

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Mark Kirabo MD@MarkKirabo_MD: "The effervescent synergy between the chivalrous gentleman and the resplendent lady exudes an undeniable aura of magnificence. Their harmonious interplay of grace and poise reflects a truly extraordinary union, one that emanates a rarefied sense of grandeur."

⚡Paul⚡@seguya_paul: "May their nuptial covenant be imbued with longevity, a union that persists through the variegated seasons of life, a bond that endures through the ebbs and flows of fortune."

Jesse Mukisa Mutesasira@jessebryt: "Judging by exuberance on their faces it was a momentous moment they will now permanently penetrate each other’s gynaecopholic groves 😂 Felicitations the Mbide’s"

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